-Just close your eyes and
think of yourself for 10 seconds ... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize
that you have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool ...
-January to
december sunday to saturday Am to Pm My feelings for you have never
changed ... you ... are ... always ... a HEADACHE to me !!!
-When you feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading
away, come along with me I'll take you an eye specialist !!!
-I wrote your name on
the sand ... it got washed away, I wrote your name in air ... it got
blown away, So I wrote your name in my heart ... I got a HEART ATTACK !!!
-LOVE is like a
CIGAR. It starts with a fire ... continues with smoke ... and ends in ashes
... But dont worry - we are chain smokers !!!
-Your smile can be
compared to a flower. Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo. Your
inocence to a child. But in stupidity, you have no comparison ... you
are the best !!!
-Dear friend, when
I ask you a flower, you give me a bouquet. when I ask you a stone, you
give me a statue. when I ask you a feather, you give me a peacock. ARE
YOU REALLY DEAF ?!
-I had VODKA with
WATER; I felt DRUNK. I had WHISKY with WATER; I felt DRUNK. I had
RUM with WATER; I felt DRUNK. I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water ... !!!
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