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Funny Thoughts
By
A. Siva Nageswara Rao.
-Just close your eyes and
think of yourself for 10 seconds ...
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize
that you have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool ...
-January to
december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for you have never
changed ...
you ...
are ...
always ...
a HEADACHE to me !!!
-When you feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading
away,
come along with me
I'll take you an eye specialist !!!
-I wrote your name on
the sand ...
it got washed away,
I wrote your name in air ...
it got
blown away,
So I wrote your name in my heart ...
I got a HEART ATTACK !!!
-LOVE is like a
CIGAR.
It starts with a fire ... continues with smoke ... and ends in ashes
...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers !!!
-Your smile can be
compared to a flower.
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo.
Your
inocence to a child.
But in stupidity,
you have no comparison ...
you
are the best !!!
-Dear friend,
when
I ask you a flower,
you give me a bouquet.
when I ask you a stone,
you
give me a statue.
when I ask you a feather,
you give me a peacock.
ARE
YOU REALLY DEAF ?!
-I had VODKA with
WATER;
I felt DRUNK.
I had WHISKY with WATER;
I felt DRUNK.
I had
RUM with WATER;
I felt DRUNK.
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water ... !!!
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